The missus calls to discuss wedding plans – and you’ve just realised you’re not ready to get married. Or you’re busy lining up a birdie on the 6th when your boss calls to tell you the meeting’s about to start. Worse still, you’ve just sat down in front of the box and your mum rings to tell you all about her trip to the Chelsea Flower Show. You’re done for right? Not any more – not with the life-saving Phone Excuses Keyring. You can’t talk because ‘Ding-dong!’ somebody’s at the door. ‘Flush!’ you’re a little busy right now. Or ‘Smash!’ someone’s just ridden their bike through your front window. Works every time!